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Hello.
Welcome to the Read Me file for ‘Spreadable Textures Vol 1’ so called because this is the 1st volume in a series of 1 volumes of texture files by me. Are you with me? I thought not. Anyway......erm...... there’s not really much else to say. What can you say about a few desktop patterns.
This is my address:
Emma Spreadbury
51 Harkwood Ct
Manton Rd
Hamworthy
Poole
DORSET
BH15 4PL
If you want, you could send me a postcard. That would be lovely. Don’t put yourself out though. Mind you, if you don’t send me a postcard, I'll transmit the Armageddon virus to your Mac and you certainly wont have time to create a Dove program (Red Dwarf fans will understand).
Please don't try to E-mail me ‘cos you wouldn’t get very far.
So that's it. I hope you get literally minutes of enjoyment from this little thing.
From Emma ‘Dave’ Spreadbury aged 13
P.S Look out for these exciting new titles coming soon from ‘Spreadable Stuff’:
‘Spreadable Icons’
‘Spreadable HyperCard’ (if I can get round to finish scripting the stacks)
P.P.S Long live blur (and Britpop/indie in general really)